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Steam News · 10h
Preamble! Introduction! Preface! Foreword! Prologue!Now that that's out of the way, let's introduce the final candidate for the final role vote: The Wannabe!Armed with their trusty camcorder, this pretty fly amateur filmmaker will stop at nothing to become famous! As the Wannabe, players will have to dare to be stupid to create as much engaging content as possible for their fifteen minutes of fame...
Steam News · 4d
Salutations!We are putting the finishing touches on yet another content update that will make its way to your shores some time next week! I'll let you take a little peek at what we've got in store for you if you promise to give us a Steam Review (if you haven't already). Deal? Okay, great! Let's get started.ModifiersModifiers are a new system that allows players to customize their games just the w...
Steam News · Aug 31
September is upon us! I was going to write something hilarious about pumpkin spice lattes, but we know why you're all here and any preamble would just be skipped over. That's fine. Whatever. Let's just get to the main event: the Gymrat!Obsessed with well-toned abs and killer pecs, this fitness freak aims to sculpt their body in the image of the gods! As the Gymrat, players will have to go through ...
Steam News · Aug 25
Well, well, well! Look who's back again for more sneak previews. It's you guys!Last week we revealed that we will be having a final role vote to decide on which role should be the next to join Walk of Life's roster. It's time to reveal the second candidate, the Cultist!This one has been on our to-do list practically since we came up with the idea of roles for the game. The reason it hasn't made it...
Steam News · Aug 18
Summer is drawing to an end, and our sunburnt developers are getting their beach sand all over the office as they plop down in front of their computers once more, lamenting their poor time management skills while on vacay. But we're not here to talk about them. We're here to talk about the four foreboding silhouettes standing before you!A couple of months back, we allowed the community to vote on ...
Steam News · Aug 10
Hello!In the spirit of the newly added role of the Artist to Walk of Life, we have decided to kick off a Community Art Contest to discover any aspiring maestros among our playerbase. Our community is the most important part of the game to us, and we want to offer you the chance to leave your mark on the game!Swing by the #art channel on our Discord and show us your submissions. The winner will be ...
Steam News · Aug 5
I'm not gonna lie to you, guys, our office is straight up looking like a ghost time these days. Due to vacation days and injuries, the Porcelain Fortress is being operated by a skeleton crew. Thankfully, this skeleton crew was reanimated by a dread necromancer of great power and is therefore still working hard on new updates!While we're not quite ready to show you the big features that we're worki...
Steam News · Jul 30
Fixed: When someone left an online game it could keep running without Rejoin Menu showing. Fixed: Players could get stuck if a Bathroom Break interrupted their Report Cards. Fixed: Event meters getting stuck on the Score Screen in Simultaneous Turns. Fixed: Big Game and Kaiju Battle bars now hide correctly at the end of a Simultaneous Turns round. Fixed: Some Localization texts for Quests were mis...
Steam News · Jul 28
Annyeonghaseyo!Guess who's back? It's us! And we have yet another HUGE content update for you, if you think you can handle it! We're incredibly moved by the wonderful Steam reviews that we've been receiving recently, and if you haven't given us one yet, please consider doing so. It really helps us!Alright, enough begging, onto the good stuff!New Role: The Artist!The Artist is a bohemian rebel that...
Steam News · Jul 23
Walk of Life, the world's most amazing life simulator, is on a 35% discount from now and through the weekend! Grab it while it's hot! Are your friends cheapskates that have been on the fence about buying this game or not? Now it the perfect opportunity to poke them in the ribs and get them on the Walk of Life train! And what better time to learn the ropes than just before the release of the fancy ...