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Steam News · Oct 15
Ahoy!Last week we showed you a sneak peek of Walk of Life's Woolset, an upcoming ingame toolset that players will be able to use to mod the game. We are still tuning the Woolset, but it has come to the point that it's ready for its baptism by fire in closed playtesting.Modding a game may sound like a daunting task, but the Woolset is pretty easy to use. When the toolset goes public, we will be rel...
Steam News · Oct 9
Salutations!When Walk of Life graduated from Steam Early Access to Full Release, the one thing we couldn't tick off our Early Access roadmap was the promise of modding for the game. Mod support was something that we've wanted to do ever since No Time to Relax came out, but the game's code was just too messy for it to be feasible.That's why mod support has been a fundamental part of our vision for ...
Steam News · Oct 5
Dark tidings upon you!Ever since the Cultist came out on top in the final role vote, the team has been hard at work preparing for the arrival of this crowd-pleasing ritualist. While we're not ready to reveal all quite yet, we can let you in on the design process of one of the role's mechanics: the Cosmic Horror.As we teased in the role reveal, the Cultist will spend their time doing the bidding of...
Steam News · Oct 2
The crunch of the leaves, the brisk air, the early evenings, and... Walk of Life on a 40% discount?!? So this is is the real reason people like autumn! 🍂You heard it here, folks! Walk of Life is joining the Steam Autumn Sale from Oct 1 - Oct 8! Has your penny-pinching group of friends been hesitant about buying the game? Now is the perfect time to give them a nudge (or a forceful shove) and get th...
Steam News · Sep 29
Sorry! No Cultist or new map to be found here, this is just a small balance patch. While nowhere near the magnificent splendor of the larger update that's still in the works, we hope that this little patch will spice things up a bit!Here are the highlights:Map DecorationsWe've added more peons (the little NPCs walking around the map) and increased their spawn frequency. This should add more life t...
Steam News · Sep 24
Hi!We've been announcing a ton of new features lately, so we figured it was time to take a quick stop, let everybody out of the car to stretch and visit the restroom, and take another look at the roadmap! And no, you're not getting a soda! Do you know how much they charge for those here?As you can see, we've been ticking off quite a few of the promises we've made. Give us a moment to pat ourselves...
Steam News · Sep 22
Greetings!Last week, we let the community decide which role should next be introduced to Walk of Life. We received over 1600 votes on our Discord, but it quickly became clear which role was the favorite to win. With 51% of the total votes, Walk of Life's next role will be the Cultist!The final votes were as follows:Beastmaster 20% Cultist 51%Gymrat 7%Wannabe 21%It seems that our community has a bu...
Steam News · Sep 15
Oorah!Let me see your war faces! It's time for the event you've all been waiting for: the final role vote! We want you, the community, to help us decide which role will be the next role to join Walk of Life! There are four candidates:BeastmasterCultistGymratWannabeTo vote, head on over to the announcements channel on our Discord and let us know which role you'd like to see as Walk of Life's next r...
Steam News · Sep 14
Hello, hello!Last month, we announced that we were having a Community Art Contest to kick off the newly opened #art channel on the Porcelain Fortress Discord. We received a lot of submissions, but after careful deliberation, we are thrilled to anounce that the winner of Walk of Life's Community Art Contest is.... Sorikai!Sorikai drew this magnificient depiction of Da Vinci's Last Supper (and impro...
Steam News · Sep 9
Halló!There's so much going on with Walk of Life right now! The deadline for the art contest on our Discord is tomorrow, and we've revealed all of the candidates for the role vote that begins next week. What's more, we're back with another huge content update!We're incredibly grateful for the wonderful Steam reviews we've been getting and they really motivate us to make the game even bigger and be...
Steam News · Sep 7
Preamble! Introduction! Preface! Foreword! Prologue!Now that that's out of the way, let's introduce the final candidate for the final role vote: The Wannabe!Armed with their trusty camcorder, this pretty fly amateur filmmaker will stop at nothing to become famous! As the Wannabe, players will have to dare to be stupid to create as much engaging content as possible for their fifteen minutes of fame...
Steam News · Sep 3
Salutations!We are putting the finishing touches on yet another content update that will make its way to your shores some time next week! I'll let you take a little peek at what we've got in store for you if you promise to give us a Steam Review (if you haven't already). Deal? Okay, great! Let's get started.ModifiersModifiers are a new system that allows players to customize their games just the w...
Steam News · Aug 31
September is upon us! I was going to write something hilarious about pumpkin spice lattes, but we know why you're all here and any preamble would just be skipped over. That's fine. Whatever. Let's just get to the main event: the Gymrat!Obsessed with well-toned abs and killer pecs, this fitness freak aims to sculpt their body in the image of the gods! As the Gymrat, players will have to go through ...
Steam News · Aug 25
Well, well, well! Look who's back again for more sneak previews. It's you guys!Last week we revealed that we will be having a final role vote to decide on which role should be the next to join Walk of Life's roster. It's time to reveal the second candidate, the Cultist!This one has been on our to-do list practically since we came up with the idea of roles for the game. The reason it hasn't made it...
Steam News · Aug 18
Summer is drawing to an end, and our sunburnt developers are getting their beach sand all over the office as they plop down in front of their computers once more, lamenting their poor time management skills while on vacay. But we're not here to talk about them. We're here to talk about the four foreboding silhouettes standing before you!A couple of months back, we allowed the community to vote on ...
Steam News · Aug 10
Hello!In the spirit of the newly added role of the Artist to Walk of Life, we have decided to kick off a Community Art Contest to discover any aspiring maestros among our playerbase. Our community is the most important part of the game to us, and we want to offer you the chance to leave your mark on the game!Swing by the #art channel on our Discord and show us your submissions. The winner will be ...
Steam News · Aug 5
I'm not gonna lie to you, guys, our office is straight up looking like a ghost time these days. Due to vacation days and injuries, the Porcelain Fortress is being operated by a skeleton crew. Thankfully, this skeleton crew was reanimated by a dread necromancer of great power and is therefore still working hard on new updates!While we're not quite ready to show you the big features that we're worki...
Steam News · Jul 30
Fixed: When someone left an online game it could keep running without Rejoin Menu showing. Fixed: Players could get stuck if a Bathroom Break interrupted their Report Cards. Fixed: Event meters getting stuck on the Score Screen in Simultaneous Turns. Fixed: Big Game and Kaiju Battle bars now hide correctly at the end of a Simultaneous Turns round. Fixed: Some Localization texts for Quests were mis...
Steam News · Jul 28
Annyeonghaseyo!Guess who's back? It's us! And we have yet another HUGE content update for you, if you think you can handle it! We're incredibly moved by the wonderful Steam reviews that we've been receiving recently, and if you haven't given us one yet, please consider doing so. It really helps us!Alright, enough begging, onto the good stuff!New Role: The Artist!The Artist is a bohemian rebel that...
Steam News · Jul 23
Walk of Life, the world's most amazing life simulator, is on a 35% discount from now and through the weekend! Grab it while it's hot! Are your friends cheapskates that have been on the fence about buying this game or not? Now it the perfect opportunity to poke them in the ribs and get them on the Walk of Life train! And what better time to learn the ropes than just before the release of the fancy ...