Total Simp Death

Steam News · Jun 28

The Katana Update

The big news first - The Katana is here and it's a hilarious multi kill weapon:That's the TLDR - the longer update is that there's now tutorials and an actual leveling and progression added to the weapons. First off - a gamer girl that tells you at the beginning of the level of what you need to do. Level 1 for example:And she shows up as a shopkeeper to sell you your weapons - you will need to kil...

Steam News · Jun 21

MELEE IS HERE

My friends tested the launch of the early access and their first question was - WHY DON'T THE FISTS DO ANYTHING?Well, because I simply hadn't coded it yet. Now the melee is coded and you can:1) Take out simps with your fists2) Try to defeat Simpzilla with your bare hands3) Go for the new achievement of beating an entire level only with your fists!I also added one more hidden achievement - see if y...

Steam News · Jun 20

Quick patch! Thank you for trying the game!

- Added headshots with AK47 and Pistol being a one shot death - Simps now die in 3 AK bullets and 2 pistol bullets - Fixed some holes in level 1 that would let you fall through the map - Fixed a bug where shooting above a simp would trigger a death More to come!

Steam News · Jun 18

Thank you for buying my stupid game!

I started making this game because my friends laughed that I buy a LOT of random games on steam. My buddy Pluto calls them "My Cozy Retard games". After years of buying them, I wanted to see if I could make my own.I thought maybe on launch day 2-3 of my friends would buy it for the lulz, but I'm getting notifications of people in all sorts of countries buying it. I thought best case scenario it se...

Steam News · Jun 14

Final Cleanup Before Launch

My friend in Brazil is helping me test the game - he played it for 9 hours and I wanted to give him something special. If you beat all levels on the highest difficulty you unlock a special outfit and a secret level.I also made a special song when you play the secret level, I laughed so hard when I heard it first I had to share it:Cleaning up the game for release in a few days, enjoy!