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Steam News · 4d
Local pessimists report that indie game sensation Titanium Court is now being sold for 50% off. Meanwhile, local optimists have provided a pointed rebuttal to this claim by arguing that Titanium Court is now actually being sold for 50% ON.However this debate resolves, both sides agree that the sale will continue until September 8, so readers are advised to act quickly if they wish to take advantag...
Steam News · May 7
First of all, what a couple of weeks it’s been since Titanium Court was first unleashed upon the public! We’re overwhelmed and overjoyed by the response so far.One of the key pieces of feedback we’ve received is that, for a lot of people, the demo was a critical part of falling in love with Titanium Court. Granted, the full game wasn’t around to buy back then, but the point still stands. We genuin...
Steam News · May 5
Titanium Court is pleased to announce a number of renovations following its grand opening last week. A summary of these changes can be found below.Bug Fixes:Corrected an issue where Her Majesty reacts to the alleged reappearance of the "toll road" despite having yet to encounter any tolls. A rare intrusive thought involving the pumpkin and the storage unit has been suppressed.Robin's calculator wa...
Steam News · Apr 23
Yesterday an enthusiastic stranger on a micro-blogging website asked if they might purchase and play Titanium Court a day early. As it happens, the answer was yes, although I didn’t see their message until today. To make up for this neglect, I extend the same offer to the rest of you. Anyone reading this is welcome to purchase and play Titanium Court one day early, which is to say, yesterday!For t...
Steam News · Apr 22
s far as I can tell Titanium Court is the first prestige match-three game ever made. It's also a roguelite, kind of a deckbuilder, a tower defense autobattler, and a lo-fi visual novel. Occasionally there are goofball electric folk performances, and its meditations on the byzantine hidden meanings of road signs are right up my alley. But in total, is Titanium Court any good? Absolutely—despite one...
Steam News · Apr 14
Earlier today, the release date for upcoming digital entertainment product and looming public health crisis Titanium Court was reported to have escaped its cell and currently remains at large.Experts believe that knowledge of the Titanium Court release date can increase one's risk of purchasing and playing Titanium Court by at least 22%. Do NOT become another statistic. If you encounter the Titani...
Steam News · Mar 17
Because of its role in advancing the horrid medium of computer games, Titanium Court has been found guilty by the Independent Games Festival jury and convicted of both Excellence in Design and the Seumas McNally Grand Prize for Best Independent Game.While sentencing has yet to be doled out, one might expect Titanium Court to receive significant sanction until it admits to being sufficiently chaste...
Steam News · Mar 13
AP Thomson, developer of surreal strategy game Titanium Court, has expressed solidarity with those affected by the litany of "cruel and unnecessary" practices currently being employed by the Trump-led US government. Taking to the stage to give an acceptance speech after Titanium Court was awarded the Independent Game Festival (IGF)'s Seumas McNally Grand Prize for the Best Independent Game, Thomso...
Steam News · Feb 23
Hi all, AP Thomson here!I just received word that Titanium Court has absconded with the family car to attend an illicit demo festival halfway across the country. Cable news has warned me extensively of this "Steam Next Fest" and the harmful effects it has on adolescent digital games, so rest assured that Titanium Court WILL be grounded the moment it returns home. If you see Titanium Court at the f...
Steam News · Feb 17
"Huh." This, as admiringly as I can make this sound, was the first thought I thunked when I put down the demo for Titanium Court. Here is a game that is many things. The first thing it is is a play, in perhaps a literal sense, perhaps as a tool to immediately allow one to suspend their sense of disbelief at everything that is about to follow. We're watching a play, a narrative vehicle where anythi...