Steam News · Aug 17
Fetch your finest presentation materials about lines on graphs going upwards and proceed to try and beat your colleagues to death with them. Stick It to the Stickman, the roguelite beat ’em up which Anger Foot devs Free Lives have been bashing into shape for a year and a bit is set to emerge from early access on September 23rd. Read more
Steam News · Aug 14
Highly valued scab workers,We appreciate that you're sticking around during the strike. In fact, we have a new business idea: selling cardboard signs! But that's for another email.We live in unprecedented times. Unfathomable news soaks every corner of this dank and impersonal medium. Hell freezes over as we approach the heat death of capitalism. We are excited to announce that…Stick it to the Stic...
Steam News · Aug 7
Dear Employees,True corporate agility isn’t about avoiding the iceberg - it’s about monetizing the collision. Here at Free Lives, we pride ourselves on navigating chaotic industry trends with a profound refusal to acknowledge burnout and zero emotional attachment to our original commitments.We are full-steam ahead on bringing Stick It To The Stickman out of Early Access. 1.0 is officially on the h...
Steam News · May 7
Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes:Fulfillment Centre now generates correctlyForeign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ultrawide monitorsFire Guns quest for Fulfillment now unlocks properlyFire Arrows quest for Foreign Manufacturing now unlocks properlyPerformance of Javellins improvedJavellins won't use 2 ammo per thro...
Steam News · May 4
Valued labourers,We are delighted to announce a new corporate expansion into foreign territories with our newest game mode, Foreign Manufacturing. Experience the wonders of travel at a reduced price for a temporary time.This new game mode can be unlocked through the Stockmarket (which is booming!) Here's what you can expect to experience:Thrilling stories of vengeance, gentrification, and avoiding...
Steam News · Feb 4
Our Shareholders, CEOs, and skittish lapdogs are happy to share with you a heart-warming story of our Founder as part of the 'Company History Month', a brand-new 2D stickfighting game mode available right now. The playthrough of the aforementioned mode is mandatory for all employees, as stories of the Founder's origins are core to our brand alignment strategy and serve as an ethical compass for al...
Steam News · Dec 19, 2025
Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...RENTRENCH-MAS™!We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay...
Steam News · Dec 4, 2025
Valued employees,Here at the Looming Corporate Entity™, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willingness to go above and beyond Key Performance Indicators. We’ve seen the hours of unpaid overtime you’ve worked to give us new ideas on ways to move forward, and we’ve appreciated it.But if you want a job done right, you do it yourself. So it’...
Steam News · Oct 30, 2025
Dear employees of The Company, It has come to the attention of the Shareholders that capitalising on a seasonal holiday will increase brand affinity, allow for the shipping of themed products, and make it appear as though we are "relatable human beings who enjoy fun." As such, we have invested in an after-hours office party experience of a lifetime. Our new Snack Acquisition and Consumption policy...
Steam News · Sep 30, 2025
You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops!
