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Steam News · Jun 11
Don’t Kill Them All is coming to Early Access this Fall 2026!To celebrate, we’ve launched our new Steam Next Fest demo one week before the event! Why does it matter?We know our next game might not be why you played Ship of Fools on Steam, and it may never be your kind of game. Still, its success could help shape the future of Ship of Fools. A lot of the ideas we dreamt about for Ship of Fools, alo...
Steam News · Apr 16
To celebrate, we’ve discounted Ship of Fools to our first ever 75% on PC! Thank you all for your patience. The long-awaited Console update is finally here, free for all Console players! We’re talking about:The Endless mode update;The Alphy’s Project update;The Thunder Tide Duo DLC;The Golden Bay Duo DLC;The Completely Foolish Edition;And every patch since the Fish & Ships update!We’ll need every F...
Steam News · Feb 21
Developer Frank here,We’ve reached a stage in Don’t Kill Them All’s development where we’re eager to see how players respond to what we’ve crafted. So we’re going for it! We’re releasing a free demo today for you to enjoy! Curious to know what it’s about? Our newly revamped Don’t Kill Them All Steam page will tell you everything!Don’t Kill Them AllDon't Kill Them All is a turn-based strategy game ...
Steam News · Feb 20
Bug fixesFixed an issue where the Tentacles boss could continue an anticipated tentacle attack while its head was emerging, potentially hitting the boat and causing an unavoidable hit.Fixed a bug where certain UI elements did not invert properly on the end run screen in inverted mode.MiscellaneousAn overall optimization pass has been applied to the game's projectiles, leading to better performance...
Steam News · Oct 23, 2025
Raise the sails, Console players of Ship of Fools! We’ve officially been greenlit to bring to Consoles everything we’ve brought to PC since the Fish & Ships update!We’re talking about:The Endless mode update;The Alphy’s Project update;The Thunder Tide Duo DLC;The Golden Bay Duo DLC;The Completely Foolish Edition;And every patch since the Fish & Ships update!You’ve been asking for this for over a y...
Steam News · Oct 3, 2025
We want to let you know about an important update.A recently identified security vulnerability with Unity has been spotted, and while there is currently no evidence of impact on users, we’re taking all relevant steps to ensure you’re on the latest and safest version of the game.To keep you safe, we’ve released a new patch that addresses the issue. Please update your game as soon as possible to sta...
Steam News · Jun 20, 2025
Bug fixesFixed an issue where players using Simplified or Traditional Chinese would be reset to English upon restarting the game. Clearly not the intended behavior! (thanks to Shroom_香菇 for reporting this issue to us on Discord)Miscellaneous Update sub menu title label to reduce confusion. In the "Play" menu where you select to play online or local, we've renamed "New Run" back to simply "Play" in...
Steam News · May 21, 2025
Bug fixes Fix issue causing a cutscene soft-lock when Barnaby and Alphy were unlocked at the same time when returning to The Great Lighthouse after a run (thanks to TheUnBearable and Matan for reporting this issue to us on Discord). Add a missing pew pew mode sound during Claws, Tyrant of The Deep boss fight. The missing sound goes like this: *CHAK CHAK* (but it sounds better in-game than by text)...
Steam News · Apr 24, 2025
Hey Fools! Developer Dan here to officially announce the biggest makeover the Archipelago has ever seen! As of today, you’ll be able to meet Alphy and Pelly in your adventures to turn your starting area into the coziest nest a pelican holding a shrimp could ever dream of. Alphy's project begins Just like other major island dwellers, Alphy and Pelly are first found stranded on a raft in the middle ...
Steam News · Apr 14, 2025
Hey Fools! Developer Dan here, back at it again, because my evil plan I shared with you on April 1st worked! You heard that right, Ship of Fools is officially getting a new FREE content update, and oh boy what an update it is! Mark your maps! Alphy’s Project Update launches on Steam on April 24th, 2025! In this post, I’ll introduce you to some of the exciting new features coming your way, includin...