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Steam News · Aug 25
introducing 1.2.9: the feet update. wait no i take it back Additions - added new non-canonical dialogue to the nobody fight on hazel clearance! like the red clearance dialogue, this is only obtainable on normal runs with unlocks enabled! what would these characters say if they had a little less inhibition...? - added feet sou...
Steam News · Aug 16
a couple fixes for the last patch! sorry i don't have a bit this time Changes - j/o permit and slashfic now work on trigrams as well, splitting them into triple slashed tiles Fixes - fixed lip balm label still saying "Freeze a row", changed to "Freeze tiles" - fixed hole punched tiles still charging spells with the letter on the tile before punching - bomb exploding intent now disappears when para...
Steam News · Aug 14
happy social security day! on today's daily, all spells are your friend's ssn! again! Additions - added a special star icon for special dailies to let you know this one's gonna be a little wacky Changes - nerfed lip balm "Freeze ALL tiles in a row." > "Freeze ANY tile, and the tiles directly to the left and right." - nerfed fishing rifle: now has a 1 second cooldown between shots - reduced the wei...
Steam News · Aug 11
fixes, mostly for modders! Fixes - added a drop shadow to the spell completion ribbon - fixed randomize charge failsafe for spells that don't have a randomizable charge (prevents a crash if a spell that should not be esoteric somehow becomes esoteric) - fixed corkline tiles dropped in during fisher nobody fight having no type (not wood or plastic but a secret third thing... !) - red clearance nobo...
Steam News · Aug 5
some new final nobody dialogue, food for completionists, and more work towards mod support! yippee! Features - added a new nobody conversation for each character on red clearance... note that since these are story cutscenes, you'll only be able to see them on a non-seeded run with unlocks enabled! one last reward for the grind! - added a new nobody conversation for addict while holding pliers - ad...
Steam News · Jul 31
update!! fun daily tomorrow!! whee!! Changes - the last daily of every month will now be a hazel clearance daily. good luck tomorrow, everyone! - additionally, the friend's ssn daily will now repeat every august 14th, on the anniversary of social security. how festive! - switched the game's font from Suwannaphum, a Khmer font that out of necessity happened to have a good ASCII character set, to Ro...
Steam News · Jul 22
some polish, save backups, and fixes. hopefully not too many more of these hotfixes before i go back to working on mod support and the boss update! Changes / Additions - gave xrafstar some killer new death sfx and other sound polish - added a sniff sound when snowball wipes his nose - added a simple save backup system that runs seamlessly in the background. if a file goes missing or winds up wiped...
Steam News · Jul 20
more little fixes associated with the recent update Changes - leaderboard now displays top 50 entries instead of top 20, as well as all friends and 25 above and below your own Fixes - fixed frozen ssn description saying "an frozen" instead of "a frozen" - fixed eternal tiles not being removed when strawman self-destructs - fixed friend's ssn usernames not being updated until reloading the leaderbo...
Steam News · Jul 20
hotfix!!! well it's for an issue that wouldn't happen until tomorrow. so it's like a precognitive hotfix..? Fixes - fixed forced spells on dailies being unable to get curses also i updated the game to godot 4.7.1. i was worried that this patch note would be too tiny being a one line fix so i'm glad that i have that to fill out space with. and this sentence i guess? well the one before that one. hm...
Steam News · Jul 19
we are still hard at work on the boss update, but we've also been working on a pretty large patch with a lot of little goodies! Additions - added a sneaky new spell.. maybe you'll find it once or twice on tomorrow's daily! hint, hint (that's 7/20/2026, btw) Changes - buffed modern heart's charge type from "uncommon" letters to "very common" letters - buffed j/o permit's charge from 3 very common c...