

Steam News · Jun 26, 2021
Blatantly copy pasted patch notes, as per usual! * Added Boss Portraits for Bosses 270-300 * Added Lore for Bosses 290-300. * Added 2 final Titans. * Added COOKING, the final feature. Unlock it by killing Titan 10! * Filled in some missing set bonuses for Space and Bread. * THE END now exists. I guess... you can beat NGU IDLE now. feels surreal. Love you all, -4G
Steam News · Mar 29, 2021
It's happening! (In a week!) Discord server is also here if you want a special title that will be IMPOSSIBLE TO GET after Early Access Launches:
Steam News · Jan 14, 2021
Hi All, While I've been updating NGU Idle the last year or so, I've also been working on a sequel . And now it's gotten far enough to have a Store page! This is a sequel to NGU Idle, taking place in the same, strange world, with a brand new set of Features to poke and...
Steam News · Nov 30, 2020
Hi hello friends, I manage to stop eating chocolate long enough to drop a hot new update on you! From the patch notes: * Added lore for Bosses 250ish to 270ish! That's a lot-ish of bosses. * Added portraits for the above mentioned bosses! * Added a new Adventure Zone! * Added a new set of gear! * Added some endgame upgrades! * Added some Basic rewards for Sadistic Challenges (in the form of Mayo.)...
Steam News · Sep 24, 2020
Hey friends, I rolled my face across my keyboard enough times and got lucky enough that it compiled into a new update for you all! Here be the patch notes: * Added 26 new Card Arts, along with some new card names! Yes, I wrote Arts in plural. I like Arts. * Added a special new card that maybe spawns after Sadistic....? Very spooky. * Added Several new unlockable player portraits. * Added some prev...
Steam News · Jul 2, 2020
Hey all, So the world's still on fire, but that's okay because I've made a COOL and SILLY update containing ducks! That makes everything better, right? Shamelessly copy-pasting the patch notes here: * Added ducks. * Added 3 new adventure zones onto the endgame. * Added TITAN 12. What is the Titan, you ask? Git gud and find out yourself! * Quack. * Added Story for bosses 224-248, which only appears...
Steam News · May 14, 2020
Hello friends! I just got off the toilet after about 5 weeks straight, which means... a new update! Patch notes blatantly copy-pasted here: * If you didn't know already, NGU IDLE was my first crack at coding something big, and to both learn how to code in C# and use the Unity Engine. That NGU IDLE has turned into an actual game on Steam, should be an insult to competent coders everywhere. * TLDR; ...
Steam News · Apr 6, 2020
Hello friends! Here's another update where i slapped my keyboard around a few times with my real human hands and content came out the other end. Patch notes are: * Added a bunch of bonus Accessories to loot! You'll find a lot of shiny new stuff to plunder in a lot of earlier zones to expand the variety of accessories you can slap onto yourself! * (ENDGAME SPOILERS BEGIN NOW) * Added a series of qu...
Steam News · Mar 9, 2020
Hi frens, 4G here again to poop out a lovely update for you, this time focus was put on extending the available adventure zones and a whopping 34 bosses of DEEP LORE. Patch notes are as follows: * (ENDGAME SPOILERS STILL IN EFFECT OF COURSE) * Added Story for bosses 201=>224 - only unlocked in Sadistic mode! Spoooky. * Added TITAN 11 to the game? What is it? It's... a thing! * Added boss Portraits...
Steam News · Jan 31, 2020
Hey all, small update this time - just to clean up some small bugs from the new feature and to add to it a bit more. Patch notes are being copy pasted.... now! * (ENDGAME SPOILERS STILL IN EFFECT OF COURSE) * Buffed a few card bonuses either slightly or moderately - this applies to all FUTURE cards made. * Added more card upgrades - Better Tagging, which improves the effect that tagging gives, and...