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Steam News · 4d
🧾 Economy 1.3.8 — Nonna Has Seen The Books You told us you could buy the whole shelf. You were right — you could, at every single cart in the game. So we audited every coin the game hands out, found the faucet nobody knew was open, and halved the economy properly. 💰 Gold Is Halved 🪙 A full campaign paid out roughly 19,200 gold. It now pays about 9,600. Same enemies, same items, same drop rates — n...
Steam News · 4d
🔪 Bug Fixes 1.3.7 — The Prep Cook Was Not On The Menu A boss who kept turning up 40 seconds into a fresh run, a minigun upgrade that cost nothing, and two different reasons your frame rate was hitching. All caught, all measured, all fixed. 🔪 The Level 1 Ambush 😰 THE PREP COOK was gatecrashing wave 1 of level 1 — a full boss, at full health, while you were still holding a Pea Shooter. Unwinnable, a...
Steam News · 4d
Hopefully a major performance bump with this one. Moved some animations to the shared per frame renderer and it seems a lot smoother L8+
Steam News · 5d
🍳 Sizzle, Streak & Sauce — Update 1.3.5 🍝 Chefs! This one is all about feel — reading the pan, riding the streak, and never losing your meatball under the UI again. Straight from your feedback, straight into the sauce. 🧑🍳 🔫 Combat & Feel ⚡ Beam weapons reworked — beams now build heat and overheat like a reload, with a proper soft sizzle sound instead of the old drone. Manage the heat, melt the ho...
Steam News · Sep 1
🎺 Update 1.3.4 — Face the Music Every boss in this game has spent a year fighting to a borrowed tune. Not any more. Also: an honest confession about the Additives, and a Knowledge screen that finally knows things. 🎼 Seventeen Bosses. Seventeen Themes. 🎻 Every single boss now has its own music — all seventeen of them, composed one at a time. Mains, alts, the event bosses and the one you're not supp...
Steam News · Aug 28
🍝 Update 1.3.3 — Table Talk A generous helping between the big ones: talk to your table, earn your knife-marks, and get fitted by a very serious tailor. Grazie for every report and suggestion — most of this list started as one. 💬 Say Something (Co-op) 🎭 Emote wheel — hold T (or click the right stick) for a six-slice radial: CIAO! · AH AH! · GRAZIE ♥ · GG! · MAMMA MIA… · GRR! Aim with mouse or stic...
Steam News · Aug 26
🔧 Patch 1.3.2 A quick-fire fix round. You reported, we cooked. Grazie for the bug reports — keep them coming. 🩹 The Big One First 🧊 Fixed the freeze at the start of a run (and the stray story text box over the death screen). If 1.3.0 left you stuck on wave 1 unable to move — deepest apologies, it's gone. 🎮 Controllers 🕹️ Fixed the big one: if your controller wasn't in the first slot (second pad, S...
Steam News · Aug 26
🍝 The Full Menu — Update 1.3.0The biggest update MEATBALLS has ever had. Everything we've been cooking since launch, served on one plate — and every bit of it is us pushing hard toward the FULL RELEASE of the game, coming soon. All free. No microtransactions. Just more game. Ciao, polpette! 👋 Since launch the kitchen has not closed. Grab a fork — here's what's new: 🎫 Order Up! — Ticket Runs 🧾 40 O...
Steam News · Aug 22
🛡️ Guard Up — Update 1.2.16 You can block now. And if your timing is good, you can throw the hit straight back. 1.2.16 gives every meatball an active defence, opens a Hall of Deaths that tallies what's killing you — and everyone else on Steam — rebuilds the front door from the ground up, and ships every fix from the first Kitchen playtest. Grab your lid. 🛡️ NEW — Block & Parry Hold Right Mouse / L...
Steam News · Aug 22
Fixed an error on melee attacks causing a crash.