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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!! after many months of munching on keys and demonstrating a frankly admirable disregard for the recommended daily intake of plastic, we're devastatingly delighted to welcome CRITICAL REFLEX as our official publishing partner!! we asked for someone who understood our vision and they asked for more information about eating keyboards. the conversation progressed very naturally fro...
Steam News · Sep 17
KEYKRUNCHERS, YOUR TREATMENT PROGRAMME HAS ENTERED ALPHA.The KEYKRUNCHER™ Pre-Alpha Demo is now the Alpha Demo. Thank you to everyone who has participated in treatment so far: playing, reviewing, completing surveys, streaming, making videos, reporting problems and finding increasingly creative ways to participate in the programme. Compared to the original Pre-Alpha, the Alpha introduces:a complete...
Steam News · Aug 21
TREATMENT ADJUSTMENT NOTICEKEYKRUNCHERS, further adjustments have been made to your treatment programme following the introduction of real keyboard input. Most importantly: tokens are no longer automatically awarded for completing lessons.If you want to gamble, you must now earn the privilege.TOKEN ADJUSTMENTSTokens are no longer automatically awarded at the end of lessons.Removed references to ea...
Steam News · Aug 20
KEYKRUNCHERS, YOUR MOST REQUESTED TREATMENT MODIFICATION HAS BEEN APPROVED. Due to EXTREMELY popular demand, REAL KEYBOARD INPUT is now in KEYKRUNCHER™.Want to eat G? Press G. Want to eat 7? Press 7. Find the matching key on your real keyboard, press it, and KRUNCH the corresponding keycap in-game.We have not slept. Our toil has paid off. Real keyboard input is now part of your treatment.REAL KEYB...
Steam News · Aug 15
KEYKRUNCHERS, it has been less than a week since the demo launched:3,248+ wishlists2,815 demo downloads17 Steam reviews100% positive1M+ views across social mediaThis is significantly more Compliance than we anticipated.Thank you to everyone who has played, left a review, filled out the survey, made videos or simply told someone else about KEYKRUNCHER™.Your feedback is already changing the treatmen...