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Steam News · Oct 13, 2025
Many thanks to user spielerinchen who pointed out that the last puzzle of Act 1 had bugs that could make it impossible to complete! It's fixed now. To make a long story short, the security update to the underlying engine I recently did also changed the way the engine interacted with a third party tool I use for making the characters slide in to place. Some weird and mysterious interaction between ...
Steam News · Oct 10, 2025
Updated the underlying Unity engine to include a security fix. Also updated the copyright date on the credits page. Whew. I bet you were real worried about that being out of date.
Steam News · Jun 12, 2023
Fixed the Nerd Drop Achievement not being rewarded when you reach level 50. I studied computers at a good school. I've spent decades practicing my craft. I eat my vegetables. But I used a "less than" when I should have used a "less than or equals" and I'm sorry. I'm sorry to everyone who trusted me. To my family that expected better. To my friends, who must now suffer through their association wit...
Steam News · Apr 24, 2023
While performing a routine review, we discovered that there was one girl who was uncertain as to whether or not she liked robots. This was unacceptable, so we stopped everything and dedicated our beings to refreshing Girls Like Robots. 100+ improved textures Delicious font crispness everywhere! Support for modern Macs + 64 bit Linux Better multi-monitor support Much improved controller support In ...
Steam News · Sep 9, 2014
Back in 1924 when my grandfather invented rectangles, life was simpler. Kids these days expect trading cards to spawn after every 30-60 minutes engaging in any given activity. Ate lunch? Here's a trading card commemorating your burrito. Why don't you trade it for the card your friend scored by getting a hair cut. Do you have a shoelace tying card, a state tax preparation card AND a whistling on a ...
Steam News · May 29, 2014
I added a button that does a thing when you press it. It's on a menu. Switches between English and Japanese. Bet you wish you could add buttons like that to things. I totally can. I totally did. Also, did you notice? There was a typo in Japanese. I got that. Taken care of. Everybody put down your knives and laser-flamethrowers. We can all walk out of here alive.
Steam News · Mar 17, 2014
Face remixing and a full Japanese translation. That's right. Japan has given me so much. And now I give back to them (and you). What do I give? Robots with unibrows and flowers in their blonde, wavy hair. Girls with wicked scars and wickeder mustaches. Nerds with sad, thinning hair, diamond eyeballs and robot teeth. Edit almost any face in the game and the changes stick through every level and eve...