Florida Man Court
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Steam News · Jul 31
Tomorrow around 7:00 PM CDT (time subject to change), Jablome and I will be in Florida Man Court with anyone who wants to jump in.If you know us from Rust or our Rust videos, you probably remember us getting killed, having our bases raided, losing everything we owned, promising we'd get revenge, failing spectacularly, blaming each other, rage quitting, and then logging back in the next day to do i...
Steam News · Jul 31
Another developer meet-up tonight!I'll be online from 7:00–8:00 PM CDT. Jump in, play a few rounds, ask questions, or cause a little courtroom chaos.See you in court. ⚖️
Steam News · Jul 31
Added extensive in game documentation.
Steam News · Jul 30
The courtroom is always open, but I'll be online tonight from 7:00–8:00 PM CDT. Come play the game, ask questions, or cause a little courtroom chaos.
Steam News · Jul 30
By Order of the Judge. ⚖️If you're waiting to buy this game...Don't.That is all.
Steam News · Jul 29
⚖️ All rise! Court convenes at the top of every hour.You're welcome to join anytime, but more players gather at the start of each hour, making it easier to jump into a full courtroom.
Steam News · Jul 29
⚖️ COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.Florida Man Court™ is OUT NOW.Cross-examine suspicious witnesses.Catch lies with a polygraph.Present evidence.Convince the jury.Try to keep order while Florida does everything it can to stop you.The evidence is fabricated.The witnesses are unreliable.The defendants are violent.The wait is over.Court is officially in session. ⚖️
Steam News · Jul 24
DISORDER IN THE COURT!Florida Man Court™ was originally planned for release on July 23, 2026.I've decided to delay the release to make sure the game is polished, worth buying, and ready to exceed your expectations.I sincerely apologize for the delay, but I believe the extra time will be worth it. The game is very close, and I'm excited for everyone to finally experience the chaos.Cross-examine sus...
Steam News · Jul 21
ORDER IN THE COURT!Florida Man Court™ has officially been approved for release.⚖️ Releasing July 23, 2026The evidence is fabricated.The witnesses are unreliable.The defendants are violent.In Florida, court is still in session, even while someone is getting punched in the face.