Ball Scratch Simulator 2026
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Update 1.06: For Science! The Final Chapter + Two New DLCs
FOR SCIENCE. APPARENTLY. Update 1.06 brings the Laboratory to Ball Scratch Simulator. After everything you've put this itch through, it's time to let science have a look. The Laboratory is the final chapter of the main story, bringing your deeply inconvenient journey to a close. No spoilers here. You've come this far; you des...
Steam News · Oct 16
Update 1.05: Please Take a Seat. That's Your First Mistake.
The doctor will see you shortly. Unfortunately, so will everyone else.Update 1.05 brings Hospital Waiting Room to Ball Scratch Simulator. Our ninth stage gives you another public building to behave badly in. Take a seat and try to hide the itch.Your appointment may be delayed. But the itch will keep on rising. What else is in 1.05?New Waiting Room stage, collection cards and rewardWaiting Room War...
Steam News · Oct 6
Jail Time! Patch 1.0.4 + The Scratch Dreams Collection Reveal
JAIL TIME. BIG DREAMS.Patch 1.0.4 is live — and the itch has plans beyond the prison walls. The Jail brings the next free chapter of Ball Scratch Simulator's story. But there's another announcement I've been itching to share: The Scratch Dreams Collection. INTRODUCING THE SCRATCH DREAMS COLLECTIONFive upcoming DLC experiences. Five different genres. One deeply inconvenient itch. Scratch Dreams tak...
Steam News · Oct 3
Your Shame Is Now Collectible - Steam Trading Cards Are Live!
THE ITCH HAS REACHED YOUR STEAM PROFILESteam Trading Cards and community items are now available for Ball Scratch Simulator! Apparently playing the world's premier public ball-scratching experience wasn't enough. You can now leave evidence on your Steam profile, too. YOUR SHAME IS NOW COLLECTIBLEThere are 15 Steam Trading Cards to collect, featuring familiar faces from across the game - from Class...
Steam News · Sep 24
Order in Court! Patch 1.0.3 Is Live
ALL RISE. HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM. Patch 1.0.3 is live, and your questionable public behaviour has finally made it to court. The Courtroom is Ball Scratch Simulator's seventh stage, continuing the story with a brush with the law. A room full of people judging you. An itch with absolutely no respect for the legal system. Try to look innocent. The new level brings new waifu models, new themed ca...
Steam News · Sep 18
Ahoy! International Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19
Ahoy, mateys! On September 19, Ball Scratch Simulator is celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day with a one-day pirate takeover.Launch the game on September 19, based on your computer's local date, and Pirate Day mode will turn on automatically. If you're already playing when the date rolls over, restart the game to join in.A pirate chibi to keepPlay on September 19 to unlock Captain Itch...
Steam News · Sep 16
Patch 1.0.2(c)
With work on patch 1.0.3 progressing (The first new content patch), it was decided to push an additional maintenance patch for 1.0.2. This is due to a bug which was introduced affecting the Ice Cream Shop Level (Thanks TonyGJ!)It is reflected in the stats when comparing the survival rate between patch 1.0.1 and 1.0.2 as seen below (1.0.2 has a steep ice-cream stage cliff):Additional changes have b...
Steam News · Sep 15
1.0.2(b)
A small maintenance patch to adjust the flow of Chibi Challenges and Sept 19th event flow.
Steam News · Sep 15
Patch 1.0.2 Preview - An Itch Worth Investigating
Thank you to everyone who has been playing, sharing feedback and reporting bugs. Patch 1.0.2 — An Itch Worth Investigating is now live!A little less heat on the higher difficultiesThe balance changes in Patch 1.0.1 are showing positive results in the recorded survival data for the higher difficulty modes, Forbidden Scratch and Crotch Inferno. It's encouraging to see those adjustments helping playe...
Steam News · Sep 12
Patch 1.0.1 - An Itch Worth Sharing
Before we get into what’s coming, thank you to everyone who’s played Ball Scratch Simulator! Whether you’ve been scratching solo or slapping your friends, I appreciate you being part of the game.A few interesting stats I’ve spotted since launch:86 hours of Scratching - After just a day of release, all players have accumulated a total scratch time of 86 hours. The itch won't stop just yet.228 hours...
Steam News · Sep 11
Pinch and Roll Improvements
A small patch to improve Pinch and Roll to avoid accidental scratching. The How to Play menu is now included in the escape menu in-game.
Steam News · Sep 11
Multiplayer Stability & Reliability Update
- Improved multiplayer connection stability when players disconnect. - Improved reliability of multiplayer messages. - Improved background error reporting while reducing unnecessary processing. - Added diagnostics to help investigate graphics and unexpected-exit issues. - Enabling VR now requires restarting through Steam’s VR launch option. - Added translated guidance for the VR restart requiremen...
Steam News · Sep 11
Ball Scratch Simulator Is Out Now.
YOUR BALLS ITCH.The game is out. This is now everybody's problem. Ball Scratch Simulator is available now on Steam. The world's premier public ball-scratching experience is now a real product that Steam will actually allow you to purchase. YOU CAN NOW MAKE THIS YOUR FRIENDS' PROBLEMScratch, sniff and see who loses their dignity first with up to four players online. Compete for the highest score, t...
Steam News · Aug 28
10,000 Wishlists - The Itch Is Spreading
10,000 people have now wishlisted Ball Scratch Simulator.That’s up to 20,000 itchy balls waiting to be scratched.This was supposed to be a small game about making one terrible decision in public. You have now made it everybody’s problem.Thank you for the wishlists, comments, feature requests and increasingly concerning multiplayer suggestions.We look forwatch to scratching with everyone on the 11t...
Steam News · Aug 25
The Itch Has a Date: Launching 11 September
The world's premier public ball-scratching experience is almost ready to become a real product that Steam will actually allow you to purchase. A FOUNDING CHIBI FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE HERE FIRSTEveryone who owns Ball Scratch Simulator on or before 30 September 2026 receives Founding Fidget, an exclusive Founding Chibi. She comes with her own voice line and a gold-and-burgundy confetti burst, becau...
Steam News · Aug 14
Announcing Multiplayer!
You've all asked for it to happen.So we have delivered.In possibly one of the biggest mistakes in gaming, we've introduced multiplayer to Ball Scratch Simulator.Up to four players can now scratch, sniff and see who loses their dignity first.Compete for the highest score, observe your friends technique in spectator mode.And if you don't have any friends, don't worry - we've added bots. They aren't ...
Steam News · Aug 6
A serious survey for a serious itch
Important scratching research is underway. 🧐We need to know:• How you’d play Ball Scratch Simulator • What might stop you from picking it up • Which features matter most • How many dollars an inconvenient itch is worthThere’s also room for feedback, wishes, questions or whatever strange idea has been keeping you awake at night.The survey is anonymous and takes about 60 seconds.Take the survey:http...