Steam News · Aug 8, 2019
Multiplayer dinosaur-riding island-surviv-a-thon series Ark: Survival Evolved has taken inspiration from my fever dreams and will be introducing giant sea turtles who double as islands which then double as an open construction site for your future home. The next chapter in the ongoing Ark saga, known as Ark: Genesis, will be made up of two hefty expansion packs. These will introduce tameable albei...
Steam News · May 30, 2017
Huge hyenas, wall-crawling reptiles, megasloths, toilets, and more have hit Ark: Survival Evolved in the early access dinosaur island survive em up s latest content update. I m sorry to say you cannot ride the corpse-devouring big dog, only become its best friend for ever and ever and love it and walk it every day. I m still fascinated by how Ark turns real(ish) creatures ...
Steam News · Jan 31, 2017
Save 67% on ARK: Survival Evolved during this week's Midweek Madness*! To celebrate the Tek Tier Update Studio Wildcard is offering 67% off ARK: Survival Evolved and 51% off The Scorched Earth Expansion Pack. *Offer ends Monday at 10AM Pacific Time
Steam News · Sep 27, 2016
I m trying to think who it could be. I don t really have enemies any more, or not knowingly so. Some forgotten bully from school who never left our hometown and is still obsessed with tormenting me? A fellow journalist whose article I might have drunkenly tweeted something rude about in 2009? Someone I unfollowed or unfriended because they were tiresome or awful? You Know, Those Guys? ...
Steam News · Sep 20, 2016
This is some kind of sick joke, isn t it?
Steam News · Sep 13, 2016
Meer stared at himself in the mirror. Was he really a man anymore? Or was he just a machine made of meat that endlessly pasted the same handful of game-names into a CMS post, week after week until he died? Or was he dead already? Was this hell? Yes, that must be it. What else could writing a href= for an eternity possibly ...
Steam News · Sep 6, 2016
Cos this stuff comes up in comments most every time I run one of these: these charts depict the top ten best-selling games on Steam as accumulated over the week leading up to Sunday just gone. They are not what are the top ten best-selling games at this moment in time, as seen on the front-page of Steam and which are invariably a little different. They come from this here Valve RSS feed. If there ...
Steam News · Sep 1, 2016
How do you tell the difference between a Bactrian camel and a dromedary? The Bactrian has two humps, which look like a B, while the dro- yeah, they re different species. Different types of camel. No, they live in entirely different places too. They- no, I just thought you might like to know. I don t know, maybe it d be a pub quiz question. I don t know, maybe you do pub qui...
